Christians, what would you think of me if I,..?

,..were the father of a 3 wonderful kids who I loved very much and I wanted them to love me back and they did but then they disobeyed me just once. My kids wanted a treehouse in the backyard and I gave them the allowance to buy their own tools to build the treehouse and I told them not to touch my tools in the garage, but they picked up my tools and used them anyway, and I find out, and then I pick up a flamethrower and I burn all 3 of them to death in excruciating pain? This is just like the Christian God who burns you in Hell for all eternity just for the mistake that your extremely ancient long-distance ancestors Adam and Eve made, over just one little instrution broken. The only difference between me and God is that my torturing them lasts for only seconds to posssibly minutes until they finally die and the pain stops, whereas God torturing people lasts for all eternity without end for years, decades, eons, forever where the pain never stops..