Star please if you like?

An English,irishman,and scotsman have been stuck in the desert for a week,the englishman says look lads when we die make sure we get buried face down because theres nothing worse than vultures pecking your eyes out when your dead,1st the englishman dies then 2 days later the scotsman dies,paddy thinks oh no theres no one to bury me so I will start myself,after about half hour of paddy laying face down in the sand an arab on a horse comes along and sees paddys big white bum sticking out the sand,he gets of his horse and gets stuck in to paddys bum,a few seconds later a voice from underneath the sand said you can peck as hard as you like but you wont get my eyes.